Saturday, December 19, 2009

Jeran's Letter to Santa

As dictated to Mommy:

"Dear Santa: Did you have a good day? My mommy says it's o.k. for me to have a present. Thanks for visiting me when it is Christmas Day. I like Thomas trains so much. Thanks Santa. Thanks for snow and for all the food you give us and for chips. Thank you. The end."

Note to reader: The above is a condensed but accurate version of the original dictated letter. Edited out were a few more declarations of love for Thomas, profuse thank yous, and so on and so forth. You get the gist.

Reformed portion of letter after having a conversation with Mommy:

"Santa: Thanks for all that you do and give us, but God is the one who gives us food and things like that. Thank you. Good-bye."

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